my liege im sorry to intrude without setting an appointment but. you know the peasant we were set to torture with the thing that stretches prisoners out by their arms and legs? yeah so like one of our torturers didn’t seem to notice that the ropes that were tied around his ankles were old and worn. and yeah so basically sire, we were cranking that thing like crazy and the bottom ropes snapped and he was sent flying over the castle walls and now he’s free again. yes sire just like the rubber frog toys we bought you.
Why…in the hell…were you torturing him…OUTSIDE???
we were burning him with the sun my leige. we had a magnifying glass and everything. maybe if you were paying less attention to your jaunty little jester, you could’ve watched all the cool shit we did to him while we were torturing him. i think even he thought it was cool. you know. up until he went careening over the wall.
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under “no experience needed” and “no degrees needed” and it gave me a job opening for ‘dentist’. Like sure I’ll have a go, give me the pliers
buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under “no experience needed” and “no degrees needed” and it gave me a job opening for ‘dentist’. Like sure I’ll have a go, give me the pliers
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys
this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye
